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Post by Blue Meanie on Feb 14, 2018 17:17:39 GMT -5
Having taken a closer look at the threads here, I have decided to take a different tact to become a demagogue. I wish to invite you all to the big libtard hunt in the rolling hills of southern Indiana. This year's event is promising to be spectacular.
We are importing a lot of the game from California, but will have trophies from all people groups. If you have dreamed of shooting an Armenian, there will be some there. Somoans, Irish, Greeks, we will have them all.
For those of you who have children, there will be daycare, amusement rides, balloon machines and several surprise guests (hopefully, your kids are not scared of clowns). For the parents, Fanta Suites with several themes to ramp up libidos so you can work off all that sexual tension from the hunt.
Lots of excellent cuisine and the trophy chili cook off at the of this three day extravaganza,
You may want to wear knee high boots during the hunt. If you smell melons in Brown County, you are likely to look down and see copperhead snakes. We will be fitting the game with boots to avoid any unplanned harvesting.
There are some rules. No flamethrowers, rpgs, mortars, automatic weapons or grenades. This is a contest of skill and only hand guns, rifles and bows will be permitted. Shotguns available on a waiver for those with minor disabilities that prevent rapid movement through the forest.
I will be setting up a pay pal account shortly and you can reserve your place in the hunt for a mere $900.00
Looking forward to seeing you there!
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