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Post by Doc on Nov 1, 2018 18:13:31 GMT -5
Do you know what a rotten one looks like? Black and wrinkly! My "artistic talent" of rotten avocado helmet. divebitch 's cake divebitch - "wtf? I know you didn't just slap that together today. lol Where did you find that?"
Yes, I did just slap that together today. lol. Can't you tell by how sloppy it is? Thought it be worth it to us all for a chuckle. Surely you can't believe that by some extremely random scenario (like winning the lottery), that I'd be able to find some other fool that took the time to create a steelers helmet out of a rotten avocado, right? haha BTW- Proboard is having MAJOR issues today, unless it's just me?
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Post by divebitch on Nov 1, 2018 19:16:01 GMT -5
My "artistic talent" of rotten avocado helmet. divebitch 's cake divebitch - "wtf? I know you didn't just slap that together today. lol Where did you find that?"
Yes, I did just slap that together today. lol. Can't you tell by how sloppy it is? Thought it be worth it to us all for a chuckle. Surely you can't believe that by some extremely random scenario (like winning the lottery), that I'd be able to find some other fool that took the time to create a steelers helmet out of a rotten avocado, right? haha BTW- Proboard is having MAJOR issues today, unless it's just me? No issues here. So you bought a dead avocado and decorated it today. Okay. Double chuckle.
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Post by Doc on Nov 1, 2018 20:05:11 GMT -5
No issues here. So you bought a dead avocado and decorated it today. Okay. Double chuckle. No. I did NOT buy a dead avocado and decorate it today. I simply googled images of rotten avocados, and chose a particular image to save to my PC and edit in the "paint" program. Can't you tell that's a doctored photo? You're a hoot. #Diveisms
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2018 20:16:49 GMT -5
hahaha you guys are funny.
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Post by Doc on Nov 1, 2018 20:24:53 GMT -5
hahaha you guys are funny. I try sometimes. It was kind of a pain in the ass today to do so, as I had to go out and check all the stores for a rotten avocado, which wasn't easy. Then I had to carve that bitch up, bust out my painting tools, and do my best Picasso imitation. How'd I do?
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Post by Jeppers on Nov 1, 2018 21:22:41 GMT -5
Gruden is a rotten avocado and that bitch is getting carved up as we speak.
The 49ers have killed him.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2018 21:46:02 GMT -5
Gruden is a rotten avocado and that bitch is getting carved up as we speak. The 49ers have killed him. Is it to late to annul the marriage?
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Post by Doc on Nov 1, 2018 21:50:54 GMT -5
Gruden is a rotten avocado and that bitch is getting carved up as we speak. The 49ers have killed him. I feel like he's pulling his best Chip Kelly impersonation, getting rid of all your best players in a fire sale, but at least he's getting draft picks in return. As opposed to idiotic Chip, who just cut our best players without much return, if at all.
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Post by divebitch on Nov 2, 2018 1:57:31 GMT -5
No issues here. So you bought a dead avocado and decorated it today. Okay. Double chuckle. No. I did NOT buy a dead avocado and decorate it today. I simply googled images of rotten avocados, and chose a particular image to save to my PC and edit in the "paint" program. Can't you tell that's a doctored photo? You're a hoot. #Diveisms Not really. Like what would give it away, the lighting vs. shadowing? hehe Where did you find a painted Steelers logo? Or did you do that yourself too? If so, I didn't know you were that talented. Guess it would be somewhat unlikely that anyone else on the planet, dead or alive ever made a Steelers helmet out of a dead avocado, either real or in Paint. This is a true work of art, an original.
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Post by Blue Meanie on Nov 2, 2018 8:15:16 GMT -5
Wow! Amazing gifts.
Live long and prosper my friend.
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Post by divebitch on Nov 3, 2018 13:00:47 GMT -5
BTW, that blackened Chilean avocado I cut into yesterday was far from dead, it was just playing possum. Inside was green and delicious. Truly a hybrid of the Haas and Florida, not too rich & fatty, just enough - a more fibrous consistency, very flavorful. Made a good guac atop my taco w/sour cream, salsa, fresh lime and cilantro.
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