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Post by Blue Meanie on Sept 30, 2018 8:58:36 GMT -5
Hey Rob a.k.a. Blue, you know that we've become good friends, and none of this is personal. Sorry Craig hijacked your thread. He's been famous for doing that on many threads for years now. lol I don't want this thread to turn into a political thread, but some people start drinking banana daiquiris with their monkey's and forget where to post shit. I blame it on Larryb, sometimes that cute fucker is a bad influence on Craig. No worries. IU won yesterday (probably for the last time this season) so i am in a fairly good mood. I did take some umbrage at your comment. Regardless of level of education, one should be able to recognize a drunk when they see one, but oh well, that's for another page. GO COLTS! Although God knows why. Long term, it would probably better for us to lose every remaining game. But still, when they line up on the field, it's pretty hard not to root for your team to win.
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Post by Blue Meanie on Sept 30, 2018 9:41:43 GMT -5
Here's the answer to what makes America great long before the Trumpanzees. BTW, this does qualify as comedy.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2018 18:47:38 GMT -5
okay I'm sorry if I hi jacked. So I have a joke that has been done lots of times to Chargers.
So the lady asks Sturges, "how are you doing?"
Sturges says "oh not bad, I can't kick".
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Post by Blue Meanie on Oct 2, 2018 12:47:25 GMT -5
okay I'm sorry if I hi jacked. So I have a joke that has been done lots of times to Chargers. So the lady asks Sturges, "how are you doing?" Sturges says "oh not bad, I can't kick". No worries buddy. Reich could have gone for the tie. Instead, I got knocked up again. 🤨
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Post by Blue Meanie on Oct 2, 2018 16:45:36 GMT -5
Worst joke I ever heard. Ladies, you might not want to read any farther.
So this is during the Great Depression and there isn’t any work for a young man on the farm. An older fellow advises him to go forth and seek work. He tells him to just agree with people and go along with them and he will do fine.
He travels along the road and comes upon a pig farm. It stinks to high heaven, but he is hungry and tired and asks if there is work. Surprisingly, the old pig farmer tells him he has been looking for someone and feeds and lodges him for the night.
The next day, he works diligently pouring feed and shoveling pig shit. After an exceptional evening meal, the old farmer states that it is a great night for fucking pigs. The young man gags a bit in his mouth, but remembered the old mans wisdom and responds: “it sure is.”
They go out into the pig sty and the old pig farmer drops trough and grabs a pig by the hind legs. Gingerly, the young man does the same. The old fellow begins porking away, but notices the young man is frozen. He yells out: “what’s the problem?” The young man responds:,”sir, I want to get along and agree, but I just can’t do it.” The old man looks at him and replies: “well no wonder kid, you picked the ugliest one.”
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2018 17:24:15 GMT -5
Worst joke I ever heard. Ladies, you might not want to read any farther. Oh I got one way worse than that.
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Post by Blue Meanie on Oct 2, 2018 17:38:47 GMT -5
Worst joke I ever heard. Ladies, you might not want to read any farther. Oh I got one way worse than that. Well, first my excuse is that I decend from coal miners and farmers by upbringing. Second, let’s hear it.
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Post by Blue Meanie on Oct 9, 2018 13:46:59 GMT -5
Another installment to everyone’s favorite thread. Had a terrific workout and was reminded me Birthday is Thursday. I kid you not, I had actually forgotten.
So, my favorite gifts are cash, but whatever you decide on is fine. Burning bags full of poop won’t work because I never come out the front door.
Other than last nights senatorial debate, which was a travesty, I have eschewed politics and only watched Netflix or Amazon Prime. It is amazing how many insipid shows there are now, which given my current mental state, are right up my alley. Eh, no gastrointestinal humor please.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2018 18:41:41 GMT -5
Okay but I want to say, WARNING Its bad. I don't usually tell it cuz its not my style. But I sure won some bets back in the old day as to who had the Nastiest joke. Okay here goes. So I was at my good friends wedding last week and it was a beautiful wedding. Good reception and then I went home. I was going night fishing that evening. So I go down to the lake about ten o'clock and low and behold I see my friend who just got married. He's fishing. I said "what are you doing here! You should be in your hotel banging your bride!" He said "I can't, she has syphilis" Me.."Wow that's a shame. But theres other things you can do, you know like get a blow job" Him.."No she can't do that,she has cold sores all in her mouth" Me.. "Well what about anul sex?" Him.. "Can't, she has real bad hemoroids" Me.."Geez bro why did you marry her!" Him.."She has worms and I love to fish" I'm so sorry. Do I win?
Edit. I did lose one time on the nastiest joke game. I can't remember the joke but it was BAD.
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Post by Blue Meanie on Oct 9, 2018 18:59:52 GMT -5
Okay but I want to say, WARNING Its bad. I don't usually tell it cuz its not my style. But I sure won some bets back in the old day as to who had the Nastiest joke. Okay here goes. So I was at my good friends wedding last week and it was a beautiful wedding. Good reception and then I went home. I was going night fishing that evening. So I go down to the lake about ten o'clock and low and behold I see my friend who just got married. He's fishing. I said "what are you doing here! You should be in your hotel banging your bride!" He said "I can't, she has syphilis" Me.."Wow that's a shame. But theres other things you can do, you know like get a blow job" Him.."No she can't do that,she has cold sores all in her mouth" Me.. "Well what about anul sex?" Him.. "Can't, she has real bad hemoroids" Me.."Geez bro why did you marry her!" Him.."She has worms and I love to fish" I'm so sorry. Do I win?
Edit. I did lose one time on the nastiest joke game. I can't remember the joke but it was BAD.
. Well, there are worms and then there are worms...
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Post by Blue Meanie on Oct 9, 2018 19:15:44 GMT -5
Almost forgot. Does her face ring a bell?
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Post by Blue Meanie on Oct 13, 2018 11:19:00 GMT -5
Going to a birthday brunch with my outlaws. Seems five of us were born in October. Every one a Trump/Russ/Fox supporter. Should I poison the punch?
Guess not. Still my family. Maybe I can keep changing the subject.
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Post by Doc on Oct 13, 2018 12:44:53 GMT -5
Going to a birthday brunch with my outlaws. Seems five of us were born in October. Every one a Trump/Russ/Fox supporter. Should I poison the punch? Guess not. Still my family. Maybe I can keep changing the subject.
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Post by Blue Meanie on Oct 18, 2018 16:25:05 GMT -5
I almost didn’t work out today because I was having spasms and really bad neuropathy. Glad I did. Now I feel better. Never pays to be a pussy.
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Post by Blue Meanie on Nov 2, 2018 8:29:15 GMT -5
Been a rough week. Both folks having heart issues. Guess at 94 and 90 you have to expect this.
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